We like Kylie’s new hair


Joan Rivers, Super Bowl advert. Is Joan morphing into Kylie Minogue?

Last night during the Super Bowel – an American institution that is being forced on us with ever more gusto as each year passes – some stuff happened. It was super, it was madness. It was super madness!

The most exciting thing about the Super Bowel, as we think you’ll find everyone agrees, is the adverts. They cost more than half a pound of midget gems – each! – and stars of screen and screen clamber to appear on them because it gives them something to talk to their therapist about.

Pubescent lesbean Justin Bieber – you know, that awful boy who sings – was on one, as was Kim Kardashian (interviewed, loved!) and Sharon Osbourne (interviewed, loved!) and Joan Rivers (interviewed, loved! Oh, we’ve just realised what we do for a living). And it’s the latter (j’adore!) who has had everyone talking. Yes, even him.

Joany, 77, appears now to have the body of an eleven-year-old, tits you can bounce candyfloss off, hair that just stepped out of a salon, and some cross-promotional deal with Kylie Minogue’s surgeon.

People are saying, ‘It can’t be her!’

Others are saying, ‘Yes it can!’

See for yourselves in moving pictures, over the jump sponsored by Go-Cat.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J83EQ7LubwE&feature=player_embedded

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We like Kylie's new hair, 5.3 out of 10 based on 6 ratings

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5 comments to “We like Kylie’s new hair”

  1. Check our her lovely long Lindas!

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  2. Kylie must be insanely jealous.

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  3. its kylie in 40 yrs! now Im scared.

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  4. Ooh, doesn’t she look tip-top!

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  5. We stand and applaud Joanie’s no-make up natualness. If only we had her courage.

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