Seven-year-old Malcolm, a good boy with impeccable taste in zip-up cardigans, was given $140 by his parents to donate to the charity of his choice.
Being a good boy with impeccable taste in zip-up cardigans, he decided to split the money between the LA Gay & Lesbian Center and the Human Rights Campaign Foundation – because he thinks gay people should be treated the same as straight people.
Simple. (That’s ‘simple’, not ‘simples’. We’re not sheep.)
The cheque was accompanied by a letter from Malcolm – henceforth to be known as Malcolm’s Letter – as seen above.
Malcolm’s Letter, and his cheque, was accompanied by a note from Malcolm’s mum.
‘To teach the importance of improving the world around him, Malcolm was given $140 to give away to the charity of his choice. After hearing a story on the radio about the mistreatment of gays and lesbians, Malcolm became both upset and curious about the issue. To help, he chose to split his money between the LA Lesbian and Gay Center and the Human Rights Campaign Foundation.’
Melanie Phillips, who presumably thinks Malcolm came to this decision with a gun pointed at his head by the supreme leader of the Gay Agenda, is twitching in her sensible flats as we speak. That’s because she’s a cunt.
Malcolm, seven, has donated his money to the LA Gay & Lesbian Center because he thinks inequality is unfair ,