What, no Grindr?

Victoria Beckham has naked David as her iPhone screensaver

This is Victoria Beckham’s hand. You can tell because it’s attached to the rest of her, on a good day.

We don’t have that much to say about this because we have to be somewhere. Suffice it to say, Victoria Beckham has a picture of David, topless, as her screensaver. Inside her phone are pictures of David’s cock. Oh, of course there are…!

Her phone is a custom-made gold iPhone 4 and it cost £22,000. Give or take a fiver. And if you turn it to one side, Vimto comes out and it plays a tune. Worth it, isn’t it?

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