We know you can’t be bothered to read this so can you imagine how un-bothered we are to write it?
Short story, cut it even shorter, maybe down to the size of a limerick: been married three months, already stopped Tweeting, she’s seeking a good counsellor, he’s probably looking for a way out… Now we know why she didn’t want to talk about him when we interviewed her: probably thought it would be out of date by the time we went to press!
We wish them all the best *sniggers*
In unrelated but equally amusing news, Ashlee Simpson has filed for divorce from Pete Wentz. We don’t know who they are but we wish them all the best *sniggers again*