Here they are. The happy couple. All done out like Sid and Nancy. Or Nancy and Sid.
It is a work of graffiti art (if that’s not a contradiction in terms) and it has popped up as if by magic on London’s glittering Southbank. Down there. On the banks of the Thames. The south ones.
It’s by Rich Simmons (he probably means ‘Richard’) and it’s… erm, very colourful.