But, why?


Willow Smith Vogue

This is Willow Smith in the latest Teen Vogue. Willow Smith is ten years old and already a cunt.

We’re not sure which one Willow Smith is, whether he/she is the one who whips his/her hair, but this particular brand of mister-sister has been working our reserve nerve for longer than is normally considered polite. And that hair whipping song, incidentally, is fucking shite. Age is no barrier to erudite criticism and he/she really ought to get used to it/its.

‘If I want to put on a pair of Converse with a pencil stuck through them, I will,’ reveals Willow Smith, as she nibbles a humble salad.

We once had a pair of LA Gear trainers with black and white shoelaces that we tied up to look like a chess board. We got mugged for said trainers on the back of a bus in a land far, far away called Manchesterford. True story.


Willow Smith Vogue

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5 comments to “But, why?”

  1. I’ve lost all respect for Will and Jada – not that I had that much for them in the first place – but I expected them to drag their spawn up better than this.
    Awful child. Just awful.

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  2. She really needs a slap and to be sent to bed without dinner. Gross. Gross.

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  4. He/She needs a shave

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  5. Tim and Matt – you’ve stated it perfectly!! When you’re talking THAT age and talking talent, then mention Lena Zavaroni – not this little gobshite!!!

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