Starting from the left and working clockwise, Louis Vuitton luggage is terribly naff.
We met someone the other day – he was very dolly – who spent stupid money on a Louis Vuitton tote something and he swished into the room holding it in the crook of his arm.
‘Why would you do such a thing?’ we posited. ‘It doesn’t make people want to have sex with you.’
After all, the point of fashion is to make people want to have sex with you.
Back to the luggage. After all, 13 on the trolley is worth more than several in the bush. It belongs to Madonna and was pictured in London’s glittering Heathrow yesterday.
What we’ve never understood with famouses – much along the same lines as why we’ve never understood why people like George Michael and Lindsay Lohan just don’t get cabs – is why they just don’t get two of everything. Or three of everything. Or four of everything. Or five of everything. Or six of everything. Or seven of everything. Or eight of everything. Or nine of everything. Or ten of everything. Or eleven of everything.
You know, for each of their homes.
Or twelve of everything.
In the latest installment of our oft-discussed, seldom-updated segment called, 'Luggage of the Famouses', let's look at some luggage off-of a famous.,