See, that’s the problem with Justin Bieber. Quite apart from being the death knell of music that actually sounds nice…
Segue: Brit Award and Grammy nomination?
Anywhores, Justin Bieber’s really shit. He’s also been brainwashed into Christianity by his ‘well-intentioned’ parents and, as a result, spouts utter shite when being interviewed by Rolling Stone magazine.
‘It’s everyone’s own decision to do that. It doesn’t affect me and shouldn’t affect anyone else.’
(To be fair, he’d obviously not swatted up on the notes from his media trainer that are stuck to his fridge and got a little befuddled. Besides, given the choice, it really is ‘mo all the way.)
‘I really don’t believe in abortion. I think (an embryo) is a human. It’s like killing a baby.’
What about in the cases of rape?
‘Erm. Well. I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason.’
Oh, who cares. Some bollocks about waiting.
And there you have it ladies and germs. Some people are saying, ‘But he’s 16!’
We’re saying: Why wasn’t the fucking PR sitting in on the interview? There’s nothing we hate quite as much as the PR sitting in on the fucking interview when we’re trying to do an interview, but really, wouldn’t you think of all the interviews in the whole wide world for the PR to sit in on, it would be this one?
Justin Bieber: 'Everything happens for a reason' (and that's just what he said about rape),