Justin Bieber: ‘Everything happens for a reason’ (and that’s just what he said about rape)


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See, that’s the problem with Justin Bieber. Quite apart from being the death knell of music that actually sounds nice…

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You.

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Anywhores, Justin Bieber’s really shit. He’s also been brainwashed into Christianity by his ‘well-intentioned’ parents and, as a result, spouts utter shite when being interviewed by Rolling Stone magazine.

On homosexuality:

‘It’s everyone’s own decision to do that. It doesn’t affect me and shouldn’t affect anyone else.’

(To be fair, he’d obviously not swatted up on the notes from his media trainer that are stuck to his fridge and got a little befuddled. Besides, given the choice, it really is ‘mo all the way.)

On abortion:

‘I really don’t believe in abortion. I think (an embryo) is a human. It’s like killing a baby.’

What about in the cases of rape?

‘Erm. Well. I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason.’

On sex:

Oh, who cares. Some bollocks about waiting.

And there you have it ladies and germs. Some people are saying, ‘But he’s 16!’

We’re saying: Why wasn’t the fucking PR sitting in on the interview? There’s nothing we hate quite as much as the PR sitting in on the fucking interview when we’re trying to do an interview, but really, wouldn’t you think of all the interviews in the whole wide world for the PR to sit in on, it would be this one?

Really.

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6 comments to “Justin Bieber: ‘Everything happens for a reason’ (and that’s just what he said about rape)”

  1. Just a dumb kid with too big a platform for his dumbness, innit.

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  2. Whilst I agree he’s a twat, I think the question here is what was Rolling Stone doing asking a child for their opinions on homosexualtiy, abortion and rape? Why would anyone want to know what he thinks, he can’t even vote yet…

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  3. I agree Sis. It’s a cheap shot from Rolling Stone and like me me me says, it’s rather reckless of his press people letting him lose on his own with a magazine such as Rolling Stone? Someone’s getting a good kicking right now. Or a pat on the back. It’s hard to know what counts as good press these days. Is all press good press? Oh who knows. I need a drink.

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  4. Oh Cindymole, you’re wise. Wise! Shift over. Mine’s a G&T thanks.

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  5. I think he should be raped by a gay and see if he still thinks gayness doesn’t affect him and shouldn’t affect anyone else and everything happens for a reason.

    Are we all going to the pub then? Shit, I haven’t even done my hair. I’ll have a vodka and redbull while I’m waiting for my straighteners to warm up. Thankings.

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  6. Amen, Nolan Sister!!
    I think he’s a little twat!! And he is soooooo boring and immature in interviews. no substance – just bad hair!!

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