Kylie channels Chariot’s Roman Spa in her new show!


Here she is, the wee one, doing Aphrodite. Or Aphrodite’s great aunt, to be more accurate to the original Greek myth.

She opened her new tour in Herning or Hernia or Herring or somesuch and it was a rollercoaster ride of Kylie standing about a bit. Oh, there was action – other people dancing, other people doing acrobatics, other people pulling chariots… we’d say other people singing but it was pretty patchy so it probably was her: well, it’s not like she’s doing anything else apart from counting the receipts with a green visor on at the end of the evening.

But don’t take our word for it, see the pure visceral charisma that is Kylie standing around and walking down some steps in auntie Jean sandals  over the jump…httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-o6Csjxqc&feature=player_embedded#at=25

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13 comments to “Kylie channels Chariot’s Roman Spa in her new show!”

  1. I don’t mind Kylie but she has none of the energy of Madonna, does she? And she’s like ten years younger. When you see Madonna it’s like she’s on fire. Kylie just stands there.

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  2. Kylie doesnt dance. Kylie doesn’t even sing any hits on this tour. £70 a ticket with no hits? Fuck off.

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  3. Judging from this, Kylie doesn’t actually sing at all, since her voice is happening independently of her mouth moving about.

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  4. To be fair, aren’t there a couple of hits on that video here?

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  5. She is so shit I can’t even be bothered saying how shit she is.

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  6. You cant park this ridiculous Kylie hating Bandwagon here.
    Move it on please.

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  7. All the Lovers was noice. Made me sway.

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  8. I was there. In Denmark. For the opening shows. Therefore i will park my Kylie Hating Bandwagon wherever I like. She does a shitty rock version of Cant Get You Out Of My Head, a shitty shitty copacabana style version of Better the Devil You Know and a true to the original What Do I Have To Do.

    The crowd was dead and when the show ended people were just staring at each other saying “is that it” (or the Danish equivalent). It was outrageous.

    The inclusion of practically every track off of her flop and not very good album Aphrodite at the expense of (take fucking huge breath and prepared to be disgusted) I Should Be So Lucky, Locomotion, Got To Be Certain, Je Ne Sais Pas Pourquoi, Made In Heaven, Hand On Your Heart, Wouldnt Change a Thing, Its No Secret, Turn It Into Love, Never Too Late, Tears On My Pillow, Step Back In Time, Shocked, Word Is Out, Finer Feelings, Celebration, What Kind Of Fool, Give Me Just a Little More Time, If You Were With Me Now, Put Yourself In My Place, Where is the Feeling, Some Kind of Bliss, Cowboy Style, Did It Again, Breathe, Please Stay, Your Disco Needs You, In Your Eyes, Butterfly, Light Years, Red Blooded Woman, Chocolate and most recent single Better Than Today just goesto show what a piss taking self indulgent little madam KylieCunt has become.

    I normally avoid the Madonna / Kylie comparisons but even Madonna included her biggest hits (Holiday, Into The Groove, Frozen, Ray Of Light, Vogue, 4 Minutes, Hung Up, Dress You Up, Music, La Isla Bonita..) on her last tour.

    She is going to get booed off stage when this tour hits the UK if she doesnt do something radical with the set list & rightly so.

    Bash away. I wasted a holiday on this shit.

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  9. It’s like watching Celine Dion 2 in the making

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  10. I’ve saved me money and am going to silly Dolly instead. now there’s a girl who can sing…

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  11. Dolly? Girl?

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  12. I havent seen anything with Dolly Parton in it since her bikini top went flying into Kenneth Williams’ face during the exercise scene in Carry On Camping.

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  13. I’m flying home for 2 Manchester dates, Manchester (& surrounding areas) loves her.
    It’s the tour of the album so you’d expect a lot of the album to be in the set-list non?
    Glad she does Slow & the singles from X
    She usually changes the setlist a bit before heading to the UK anyway.

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