Here she is, the wee one, doing Aphrodite. Or Aphrodite’s great aunt, to be more accurate to the original Greek myth.
She opened her new tour in Herning or Hernia or Herring or somesuch and it was a rollercoaster ride of Kylie standing about a bit. Oh, there was action – other people dancing, other people doing acrobatics, other people pulling chariots… we’d say other people singing but it was pretty patchy so it probably was her: well, it’s not like she’s doing anything else apart from counting the receipts with a green visor on at the end of the evening.
But don’t take our word for it, see the pure visceral charisma that is Kylie standing around and walking down some steps in auntie Jean sandals over the jump…httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-o6Csjxqc&feature=player_embedded#at=25
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