We have a lot of time for Saline Dion Warwick Cathedral, the woman who eschews fancy shops and fancy res-tau-rants for Pizza Hut and wears full-length gowns with the words ‘I Love You’ written across the front (and the back! She’s very slim you know!) at bashes where there are friends and ‘colleagues’ but absolutely no members of the public. Jesus, what is this? The pavement?
Now that that’s cleared up (little wonder Elizabeth Arden’s Eight Hour Cream not-literally flies off the shelves), let’s look inside Celine Dion’s home in London’s glittering Florida.
It is around 76% white, and that shows up everything. Even white. She has a Jetsons pod with black lining, a B and W family portrait above the fireplace that was shot inside a roped-off area in Manchester’s Arndale Centre, some living foliage which just brings to mind Keep the Aspidistra Flying which is at the very least a look, and her outdoor furniture looks like Croc sandals.
Each to their homo, as they say.