…. at Circus this Saturday!
How’s that for sell-through? Britney Spears got half a million quid for product placement in her latest piece of shit; we’re still waiting for something to finish off this sentence.
Nobutreally, Circus is shit hot because it’s shit hot, and this Saturday’s Circus has the sub-header ‘Fake’, for ’tis a celebration of all things fake. And we think they mean in the Big Fat Gypsy Weddings sort of way, which is very topical.
And we didn’t realise until reading the press release that Paramount – where Circus takes place, on the very crest of Centrepoint – is the world’s highest nightclub. And please no-one get pedantic on our asses and come back with, ‘Oh, but what about that little place on top of Mont Blanc!’ because that just won’t do.
And there endeths our suggestion for what to do on Saturday night. No straddlers, mind. It’s gets bumper-to-bumper quick smartish. But like Kate Moss said, nothing tastes as good as thin feels.
ps. Tickets here, or from Unconditional+, 16 Monmouth Street, London’s glittering Covent Garden. Or £16 on the door.