This is the moment Catherine Spartacus Zeta Douglas Jones received her OBE from Prince Charles at Buckingham Palace earlier today, for services to the film industry and fabulous charity bashes and drippy blingy awards ceremonies.
‘As a British subject, I feel incredibly proud, at the same time it is overwhelming and humbling.
‘And my mum and dad are delighted beyond belief.’
It is thought The CZJ left her glamorous Hollywood lifestyle behind and slummed it for the day down at Buck H’, flying in the air and everything to get here, whilst somewhere in the distance a befuddled Michael Douglas was seen asking where Princess Margaret’s after-show party was being held.
‘They were all the rage on Mustique!’ said he. ‘All the rage!’
Catherine Zeta-Jones, who looked radiant, was later seen being escorted out of the royal residence after being found routing through the jock-off flower arrangements.
‘No friggin’ goody bag?’ she was shouting. ‘No? Frig? Ing? Good? EEEEE? Bag? No wonder Madonna left!’
There now follows a video transmission of Catherine Zeta-Jones’s acceptance speech: