John Galliano, the fashion designer who hardly recognises himself when he looks in the mirror, has been arrested. By police. In smart blue uniforms with shiny shoes.
The incident took place in Paris’s quaint Marais district, where gays and Jews mix and mingle, eating falafels in warm pitta bread and knocking back wine in those dinky little Duralex glasses they do in France.
Anyways, according to eye-witnesses, Mister Galliano, high on a cocktail of cocktails, started in on some people, hurling abuse at them and using anti-Semitic language. Police were called, police responded promptly to the call, police took one look at John Galliano and thought ‘Zut alors! We’ve got a right one ici!’ and took him into custody.
He has been released pending investigations. Well, he’s been getting away with quite a lot for years. We’re talking mainly accessories.