This is what Joan Collins chooses to go to a pre-Oscars party in (though what anyone’s thinking even inviting her, we cannot imagine: The Stud and The Bitch is hardly The Lucky Bitches, is it?)
And we imagine that hair is actually stitched to the inside of the hat.
Apparently, Joanie likes to dress down these days because she’s afraid of being mugged.
Honey, what's this? *points finger up and down outfit in style of Karen from Will & Grace*,