Pope Eggs Benedict has exonerated the Jews over the death of Jesus Christ Superstar


Jesus Christ Superstar Ted Neeley

The Pope, who is a moron, has exonerated the Jews (all of them!), in a new book he’s written (where does he find the time?), for their collected guilt over the death of the Baby G, here seen having just stepped out of a salon.

In the book, a rom-com called Jesus of Nazareth Part II (Glamour magazine called Part I a ‘feast for the senses’; Grazia said it was a ‘must-see!’), the Pontiff explains biblically and theologically why there is no basis in Scripture for the argument that the Jews did it. All of them. At the same time. And should still be reminded of it at every given opportunity. It’s the Jews’ very own Potato Famine.

The book (it twists, it turns!) is thought to be completely made up.

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2 comments to “Pope Eggs Benedict has exonerated the Jews over the death of Jesus Christ Superstar”

  1. You mean to tell me that an entire group of people wasn’t responsible for the imaginary death of a fictional man. What next, Cock Robin’s murderer exhonnerated and what of Humpty Dumpty’s ‘suicide’?

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