George Michael off-of Snappy Snaps and Kenny Goss off-of George Michael are no longer bumming. They have split.
We would end it there but instead, we’d just like to say that George Michael, on his new single – which is for Comic Relief (we’ll be the judge of that) – sounds like a dishwasher. You know, like Posh Spice did when she tried the single thing. And on the cover of the single – which is a cover of New Order’s ‘True Faith’ – George is wearing all the right sunglasses.
That happens when you’re a gay living adjacent to Highgate Ponds.