This is the sort of house a bad gay would have. Our eyes don’t know where to stop, but let’s start with the neon heart to your top left. Then there are the tawny plastic chairs, all too many of them; add to that a pound store silver standard lamp, display cabinet that really shouldn’t and a floor straight out of a bowling alley, it is the sort of place a Big Fat Gypsy might grab someone.
You can even buy it. £7million.
At least she can dress.
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Who lives in a house like this...? (Kate Moss. We're busy, people.),