Welcome to the life of Jonathan D Lovitz. D is for Dolly.
His favourite book is The Count of Monte Cristo, and his favourite place in the world is Disney World. His favourite food is pizza. His other favourite food is ‘more pizza’. He is also same-sex oriented.
You can’t make this shit up.
Jonathan D Lovitz is an actor/model (we’ll be the judge of that) based in New York. Several weeks ago, Jonathan D Lovitz got the call for jury duty.
(Admit it, you’re transFIXED.)
Split screen (what do you think this is, Book at Bedtime?), Jonathan D Lovitz is at the – what are we calling this? – court, waiting to be called in with the other jurors.
But then he thought, wait one cotton-picking minute! I am a tip-top gay, this is not what I’m paid to do!
‘I raised my hand and said, “Since I can’t get married or adopt a child in the state of New York, I can’t possibly be an impartial judge of a citizen when I am considered a second class one in the eyes of this justice system.”‘
He was then excused by the judge.
He was then hailed a homo hero by people who hail these things.
‘It was such a spur of the moment thing. I was shaking, trembling. It just came out of me so spontaneously.
‘I never intended to be an activist. I’m just a young gay man who saw some inequality in the state, in the country.
‘We have certain civic responsibilities, like paying our taxes and serving on juries and I think everyone is obligated to participate.
‘But when it’s your turn to say how you really feel, you need to say how you really feel.’
That’s all well and good, but we just want to bum. Even if you are a bit pouty.
ps. Do you like that shadowy reflection thing on his picture? He did that all by himself.