Bryan Adams, who likes to sing and take photographs, is expecting his first child, courtesy of his personal assistant. It will pop in May.
Bryan (said in the style of Stewie from Family Guy) is 51, and likes to wear his hair right down the middle.
You should hear what else we know.
‘Alicia Grimaldi and I are expecting a baby,’ said Bry in a statement.
‘She helped me start my foundation years ago and it looks like she’ll be running the family now.’
His spokesperson refused to describe the nature of Bryan’s personal relationship with Alicia.
Really, oh really.