We’re talking about the one in the middle – not the friggin’ monkey’s (all monkeys are friggin’. They’re like, you know, undeveloped humans *shudders*) and we think it looks chunkier in these moving images than it probably actually is.
And seeing as the tension is clearly sending most of you over the edge, we can reveal the we’ll-be-the-judge-of-that-bulge belongs to Bradley Cooper as seen in the trailer for The Hangover: Part II – which we believe is the *checks notes* sequel to The Hangover, whose tagline was ‘Much funnier than you expect it to be’. So funny, in fact, they made another one. And it’s all very ‘the SATC girls go to Morocco and patronise the locals’, as far as we can surmise from the trailer.
The music for the trailer, incidentally, is the sort of music you hear coming from someone’s earphones on the top level of a double-decker bus. Sometimes bottom if they’re particularly cunty.
And Bradley so thinks he’s Carrie.
Guess whose bulge this is walking very slowly towards you so you can make out the outline of everything?,