This priest helped teenage boys overcome their homosexual urges… by having sex with them. Yep, that should do the trick.


Never mind that old iPhone app that can help you fight your homosexual urges (Apple, you are this close to a gay boycott, no matter how pretty and shiny your shit is, you hear?), this Iowa priest, Pastor Brent Girouex of Council Bluffs (which sounds just lovely!) came up with an even better method. Fuck it out of them while praying!

Just one snag, we have been trying that method since we were fresh on the scene and it has never worked. No matter how hard we try. But that didn’t stop daddy Girouex, who was so determined to save souls for Jesus that he was having sex with one boy over a period of four years from when the kid was 14. You’ve got to hand it to those Christians – they’re triers. Even after 100 times, the boy was still not cured… though looking at that face up there, it might have smartened our ideas up a bit.

‘When they would ejaculate, they would be getting rid of the evil thoughts in their mind,’ said Pastor Girouex in his defence.

Yeah, for about five minutes.

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  1. What is it with paedos and those glasses? They always wear them. Is there like a paedo catalogue or something where they all buy their clothes?

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