Not so fast! That’s ’cause she’s, you know, dead.

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Elizabeth Taylor – whom we j’adored almost as much as our own mother. Quite a bit more if our own mother was having one of her ‘bitch’ days – has died of heart failure. She was 79. Indeed, some might be forgiven for thinking she was 79 for quite some time.

It is thought she grew tired of filling the void left by the late HM Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother.

The release went thus:

‘Legendary actress, businessman, and fearless activist Elizabeth Taylor died peacefully today in Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles.

‘She was surrounded by her children- Michael Wilding, Christopher Wilding, Liza Todd, and Maria Burton.’

Son Michael Wilding, added: ‘We will always be inspired by her enduring contribution to our world.’

*sobs, almost uncontrollably; Xanax is administered*



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5 comments to “Not so fast! That’s ’cause she’s, you know, dead.”

  1. White Diamonds. Her finest work to date.

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  2. Businessman?

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  3. “I hope with all of my heart that in some way I have made a difference in the lives of people with AIDS. I want that to be my legacy. Better that than for the mole on my cheek.”

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  4. I saw that coulditbe! She’s more talented than we thought!

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  5. That is my favourite advert of all time. ‘Not so fast…! These have always brought me luck…’

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