Here is a map of world penis lengths. Now, where are you going on your holidays this year?


Now, obviously it is crass, shallow, childish even to generalise in this way on the sizes of gentlemen’s penises. But this is a scientific exercise and deserves a little of your attention if not full-scale black rimmed spectacles being applied.

Seemingly taking in all the stereotypes about Africans and Asians, which we feel unable to comment upon, the map does seem to come up with some interesting findings. Firstly, that English men are larger in the bedroom department than the Irish. In our albeit very limited and non-scientific experience, we find this not to be true. The fact that Frenchies are bigger than English, we are prone to concede.

And that your run of the mill, workaday English penis is larger than the average found in USA and Australia, well… we’re prepared to run with it. Unless any Americans and Australians in the general viscinity of London’s glittering Soho want to come in and prove otherwise…

But what do you think? Do the findings chime with your own experience at the sticky end of gennelmen’s penages? Hmmmn?

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4 comments to “Here is a map of world penis lengths. Now, where are you going on your holidays this year?”

  1. They missed me. That would have raised the UK average.

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  2. all the australian ones i’ve had a go on were pretty ‘normous. but then i’m spolit.

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  3. spoilt even.

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  4. Frenchies do havre big ones.

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