Quien? Que? Porque?


Nicola Roberts' new face

Guess who this is. Go on, guess. Guess. Guess. Guess guess guess. Guess guess guess guess guess guess. Guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess guess. Guess.

It’s Nicola Roberts off-of Ginger Loud Girl, that’s who!

And, thanks to a reported £100,000, she now looks like every other ten-bob celebrity with a whole bunch of hair. In fact, she looks like she went bobbing for apples and came up with stick-on eyebrows and teeth that were palpably for a face the size of Germany.

Asyouwere.

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Quien? Que? Porque?, 10.0 out of 10 based on 2 ratings

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8 comments to “Quien? Que? Porque?”

  1. I have been laughing at this aaaaall morning. It literally never gets old

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  2. Delicious. Her ears have never looked better.

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  3. Oh this is just putty in our hands, isn’t it boys/ladies…!

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  4. Wait … what? I don’t understand. What exactly did she do to herself? Manky weave aside … oh, dear! She is definitely one of those beauties who looks her best when NOT trying to look like everyone else. Grace Jones will never look like Tilda Swinton will never look like Thandie Newton — and should never try. You get me !?! :-)

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  5. Oh, the teeth! :-) I’ve been in America too long. I’m now used to blazing white straight teeth. Bling-bling, yo!

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  6. Well I think he looks lovely.

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  7. Dodgy pre-op look is always hot

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  8. i like how the dental anaesthetic clearly hasn’t worn off entirely and has made her look like she’s had a small stroke too. veh fetching.

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