It comes to something when you can’t even expect enough VPL to send shivers down the back of your throat in commercials for branded underwear. So much so, we think it may be a matter for the police.
And it comes to something when sports personalities (contradiction in terms) employed to advertise said branded underwear don’t even have the decency to have large penises.
And then, it comes to quite something else entirely when you get to see the crack of Rafael Nadal’s arse in his new song ‘n’ dance for Armani pants. It’s a job, someone else should’ve done it…
ps. Can you believe people are still doing black and white?
pps. Really, can you?
As far as we can tell - and we're very good at telling - Rafael Nadal has absolutely no penis. Not even a jot of one. ,