Prince William, here seen with one ball too many as well as a pretty bonnet, has announced to a stunned world that he will not – that’s not. That’s NOT – be wearing a wedding ring once he’s married Kate Middleton. Kate Middleton, who is likeable, will. That’s will.
In other news, Prince Charles does wear a wedding ring, but Prince Philip doesn’t. Also for the same reason Prince William won’t be wearing one.
Prince William has decided not to wear a wedding ring, so he can still go on the pull in bars without people knowing he's married. ,