We would like to bum Dita Von Teese’s boyfriend. Dita Von Teese? Not so much.


Dita Von Teese and Louis-Marie de Castelbajac

Dita Von Teese’s bum-chum is Louis-Marie de Castelbajac. You know, off-of Jean-Charles de Castelbajac.

We’ve also said it once so we’ll say it thrice times… some bird coming out of a oversized martini glass in bra and panties? What a load of shit.

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3 comments to “We would like to bum Dita Von Teese’s boyfriend. Dita Von Teese? Not so much.”

  1. he certainly has nice shoes. they’d look good next to my bed.

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  2. TOTALLY with you on the DvT thing. She is as natural, sexy and rhythmic as poor Nicole “I love to dAnCe(!!!@@!@)” Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut. I saw her do the Martini glass thing. A twat having a bath with a manky old pillow is not hot.

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  3. Looks like he’s taking his Nan to Bingo

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