He now looks like someone but we can’t quite put our finger on it. Ricky’s put his finger on it, though. He liked it so much, someone went and then put their ring on it.
Total cochons, thems gays.
So, you know Ricky Martin? The gay one? He's only gone and dyed his hair and put on a pair of glasses. Whatever next? Tennis socks with pom-poms on the back?,