Auntie Joanie wants to be in Benidorm. The show, not the shithole.


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Sir Dame Auntie Joanie, surely one of our finest actresses, known for a variety of roles ranging from bitch to bitch, is rumoured to want to make a cameo – that’s like an ‘appearance’, only spelt c-a-m-e-o – in the super smash hit ITV1 show, Benidorm. Benidorm, if anyone has ever been, is nothing like anywhere you’d want to go.

How do we know this? Julian Assange? News of the World-style phone hacking? A Post-it from the lady herself? Made it up?

No.

‘Benidorm is totally fab. My sis Joan Collins would love to do a guest slot on it. I got her addicted.’

So says Sir Dame Auntie Jackie Collins, whilst ordering in a chocolate-covered croissant for her sis.

We like how she has to say ‘My sis Joan Collins’. As opposed to Joan of Arc. Or Bakewell. Or Miro. Or Jette. Or Baez. Or Aunty Joan. Or Tom Jones. Or me and Mrs.

*ends*

ps. You totally know what’s coming now…

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One comment to “Auntie Joanie wants to be in Benidorm. The show, not the shithole.”

  1. Love Joanie San Angelo, love Benidorm and love Cinzano rose… Oh, and love a chocolate covered croissant flown in especially from Paris. It’s my lucky day.

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