Come to Soho, kiss a boy, make a point… just don’t buy a drink!


Picture it, readers. T’was at the John Snow on Broadwick Street in London’s glittering Soho and environs. Have we set the scene for you? Two gentlemen, both male, say they were seen exchanging a kiss. A drunken man apparently asked them to stop and was politely told that he should avert his gaze if he didn’t like it.

Then a lady (well, we say ‘lady’ but you can imagine) is said to have came over and told them they had to leave. They refrained from finding this a very good idea, whereupon (if you’re in the police, you can just take this down in your book, it’s our statement, even though we weren’t there and have an airtight alibi) she is reported to have got someone to come over and touch their collars (we think literally) and get them to leave.

There’s a bit about someone who was a plain clothes policeman or something but we realise you’re busy people. Anyways, the long and the short and the fat and the slim of it is everyone is now going down to said John Snow THIS FRIDAY, 15TH APRIL at 7pm sharp for a gay kiss-in. How excitement! But don’t put money behind the bar or it kind of defeats the object, leading to a bumper take for alleged nasty landpeople.

In an unrelated story, a young man was told to put his Attitude magazine away on a British Airways flight when a ‘family’ complained to the ‘stewardess’. Well, to be fair, it was a pretty raunchy issue of Attitude this month…

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7 comments to “Come to Soho, kiss a boy, make a point… just don’t buy a drink!”

  1. I might even take my top off

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  2. Please don’t, Bernard. It’s a kiss-in, not a pudding-in.

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  3. I’ll bring the poppers.

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  4. Is next week darlinks

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  5. I’ll make a cake

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  6. Oh my, has Soho not reached 2011 yet?!
    As for British Airways – Attitude magazine is NOT watching porn on a laptop!!!! As for the complaining family……put on the complimentary eyepads and fuck off to sleep!!!

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  7. It’s not next week, it’s tonight at 7pm.

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