Michelle – pronounced ‘Mee-Shell’ – Collins is to join the cast of Corrie-nación Street.
And – actually, this deserves an AND – she’ll be playing the new landlady of t’Rovers Return.
And – actually, this deserves a WHITE WEE – her husband will be played by John Michie. Naturally that name means nothing to you, but does ‘the hot bloke off-of Taggart, and we don’t mean the ropey old greige Scottish one neither. We mean the hot one who could easily play a daddy role in a Triga movie.’
That mean anything to you?
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Cindy Beale's joining Coronation Street!,