We tell a lie. It’s a jelly bean, and it’s purported to look like Kate Middleton, future Queen of Her Majesty’s Great Britain and etceteras.
Speaking of which, wanna hear a funny story we heard on the No. 55? It happened yesterday – even the day before, we’re not counting – but the bean reminded us.
*Imagine two Essex girls. For they were Essex girls. Imagine!*
‘Babe, did you speak to that weird bloke last night?’
‘Yeah babe, he calls himself Jersey. After Jersey Shore.’
‘I know babe!’ What sort of cunt would name themselves after a show about retards?’
‘Babe, I know!’
Sometimes, we wish we were from Essex.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a bean.,