Gay porn stars do the craziest things


Logan McCree

This is a story all about Logan McCree. Logan McCree is a gay German porn star (German gay porn star? Gay porn German star? Star porn German gay?) who has a Scottish name and a bunch of ridiculous tattoos.

Logan McCree (real name Philipp Tanzer), despite being German, has a Scottish name because he loves Scotland. So much so, he wants to move from the Germanies – who some people call Kelly Osbourne’s face – to Scotland. More precisely, the wee (see what we did there?) village of Durness in the Highlands. And some people are up in arms. Others are just white-weeing themselves.

‘I wouldn’t have thought anyone would have a problem,’ says landowner Kevin Crowe, who is in talks with Logan about selling him, erm, some land we assume.

SNP councillor George Farlow, however, said the proposal (is moving house now called ‘a proposal’?) was ‘totally inappropriate’. That’s because SNP councillors are generally cunts. He is a cuntcillor (see what we did there?)

We mention this story not because it’s particularly interesting (it actually is), but because of a funny thing.

Funny thing:

Now we – how shall we put this – came across Logan McCree (here seen in his authentic family tartan) on our – how shall we put this – travels across the – how shall we put this – interdollies only last week. Some might even say the week before. So it comes as quite – how shall we put this – spooky to find that this person has – how shall we put this – a life outside of hardcore homosexual porn. You can’t make this shit up!

Sidebar:

We were struck – STRUCK! – by, how shall we put this? His fucking ridiculous tattoos. We guess it’s a USP…

*gets bummed*

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9 comments to “Gay porn stars do the craziest things”

  1. I’ve had a bit of a soft spot for Mr McCree for quite some time. Well, not so much a soft spot as a raging, hard one. Even with the penile tattoos.

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  2. Looks like he needs colouring in. Durness is quite nice though.

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  3. I LOVE the tatts. Might not think they’re so great when he’s seventy.

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  4. if he ends up homeless he can come and live with me.

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  5. I must say, I like this chap. I could always take my Tipp-Ex with me.

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  6. Like david Beckham – easy on the eye but just a tad too much of the tattooing!!!!

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  7. is that Pete Burns behind him ? look just like her.

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  9. tatts is amazing but he doesnt look attractive at all for me…. but less the fact that he still make great porn movies……

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