Also, put some fucking clothes on you twat.
This ‘relationship’, incidentally, was with a woman called Elen Rivas. Who no one had ever heard of until her fake relationship with Peter Andre, who is what is known in the business as a cunt. So in a lot of ways, this ‘relationship’ was a smash hit success. Even got someone a cover on Heat magazine.
And if management has a problem with us saying their relationship was fake, we would like swabs to prove otherwise. In the style of French crime thriller Spiral. We rest our designer imitation tote, m’lud.
ps. Elen Rivas is described by some as a ‘Spanish model’. We’ll be the judge of that.
'In my heart, I knew the relationship wasn't going anywhere,' Peter Andre tells Heat magazine. Yes, that's because the relationship was made up by your management.,