Question: Has Donald Trump gone mental? Or has he always been mental?

Donald Trump (not to be confused with a fart. Or maybe to be confused with a fart) seems to be losing what little sense he had…

First there was the ‘Where’s Obama’s birth certificate?’ nonsense (did he really think Jackie O would have got this far if he didn’t have a birth certificate to show someone? Did he think he’d fobbed off the authorities with a dodgy library ticket and a fake driver’s lisence?), now he’s launched into the gays, though, obviously, some of his best friends are gay. Honey, if some of your best friends were gay, they would have had a pair of clippers over that barnet by now.

He doesn’t want to see birth certificates this time. Just thinks that gays are like golf clubs. Well, the good ones are *pats hair in style of Mae West* Here’s what he had to say on the matter of gay marriage…

‘It’s like in golf. A lot of people — I don’t want this to sound trivial — but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive. It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.’

So, you gays, just forget about your human rights will you? It’s just not traditional.

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2 comments to “Question: Has Donald Trump gone mental? Or has he always been mental?”

  1. Fab image choice … oh, how we larfed !!!

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  2. THe dog looks better than Donald Dump!!!!!

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