Don’t look at me, this is a private moment!

kim kardashian and Kris Humphries at the beach

Much like religiouses and their cherry picking of the bible – surely the greatest work of fiction since The Lord of the Rings – to suit their cuntiness, celebrities are very fickle when it comes to deciding when they want to be looked at. In a nutty shell with a praline centre, when it suits them.

Well who died and made them the Baby G…!

Take Kim Kardashian. Have you ever, ever, like ever and ever, seen normal people cavort like this in London’s glittering Mexican sea? And if you have, have they ever got away with it without having an empty cerveza bottle thrown at their heads? Their body language – which is as subtle as surprise sex – whispers, ‘Look at me, I’m so in love!’ until the inevitable break-up which is timed exactly for 47 days, 11 hours and 23 minutes from now, at which point they will demand their privacy and lambaste the press for their lack of sensitivity at this ‘very difficult time’.

Well boo freakin’ hoo. Share your fortune with us and then we’ll consider sympathy.

Oh and after the break, there is another picture of Kim Kardashian and her current boyfriend, Kris Humphries, which is fun in a compare ‘n’ contrast way. He being 6’9″ (hot!) she being 5’2″ (small!).

kim kardashian and boyfriend

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4 comments to “Don’t look at me, this is a private moment!”

  1. I am still proud to not really know who she is and cannot recognise her on sight. Shoot your telly! Do you REALLY need to download anything other than Doctor Who, Silent Witness, Sherlock and Criminal Minds? [*giggles*] Everything else is shit. Just shit!

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  2. Who is he!? And who the f*ck is she?

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  3. And why?

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  4. […] We predicted it would last 47 days, 11 hours and 23 minutes. We hate to be smug – we’re not Piers Morgan! – but we were only 25 days out. Which is the same number as in a menage a trois, so it’s all pounds, shillings and tens of millions of dollars to the owners of this particular sham marriage, to us. […]

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