Another day, another completely pointless underwear brand.


4Skins underwear

Imagine the meeting with investors:

Pointless underwear brand: ‘Hello. We’ve got a really great idea for a business.’

Investor: ‘Really, what? We’re simply DYING for a new innovation to take the world by storm. That’s, by storm.’

Pointless underwear brand: ‘It’s underwear.’

Investor: ‘You had us at “It’s”.’

Pointless underwear brand: ‘We know, right! We’re just so excited. We think it’s never been done before.’

Investor: ‘We think underwear is the future.’

Pointless underwear brand: ‘Ohmygod, that’s totes what we’ve been saying to everyone!’

Investor: ‘Who do you think will wear this “underwear”?’

Pointless underwear brand: ‘We’re thinking men. We’re just waiting on the market research to come back, but we’re pretty sure it’s men. Yes, definitely men.’

Investor: ‘Do you have a name? We went to a conference once and they said it’s all about names. They even gave us a Pret platter whilst we wrote down “it’s all about names”.’

Pointless underwear brand: ‘4Skins.’

Investor: ‘”Foreskins”?’

Pointless underwear brand: ‘No, “4Skins”.’

Investor: ‘”Foreskins”?’

Pointless underwear brand: ‘No, “4Skins”.’

Investor: ‘”Foreskins”?’

Pointless underwear brand: ‘No, “4Skins”.’

Investor: ‘You people are pigs.’

The end. Gets the call to write Radio 4’s Just A Minute.

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2 comments to “Another day, another completely pointless underwear brand.”

  1. I just shat myself.

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  2. You people is funny

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