‘That’s it, we’ve had enough – we’re going… to Hollywood!’


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… is what we said to our boyfriend David Gandy (here seen sporting a teeny bit of VPL because he is what is known in the business as a prick tease) when he was spotted ‘strolling’ in London’s glittering One of London’s Parks this weekend with one of those mooses off-of The Saturdays, surely Britain’s greatest girl group since Kajagoogoo.

But Jesus fucking effing Emma Baby Bunting little Baby Lord G Christ, David? A Saturday?

A Saturday?

A. Saturday?

Unless… *puts on thinking bonnet, angles it to the left. Changes mind; to the right*

Unless it is a mere ruse to prove that he’s not a) a big homo and b) our boyfriend. (The former isn’t always necessary for the latter. Denial can be hot.)

But really, a Saturday? A member of Britain’s greatest band ‘o pointless tarts since The Shadows?

Really?

But really?

But? Really?

*calls the police*

ps. The Saturday is called Mollie King. We’ll be the judge of that.

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10 comments to “‘That’s it, we’ve had enough – we’re going… to Hollywood!’”

  1. This is what is known in the business as ‘there’s no accounting for taste’.

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  2. If you’re gonna have a beard, at least get a decent one.

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  3. The Saturdays = pointless slags.

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  4. Not who/what i would have pictured him with.
    In fact (I add, bitterly) I pictured him with ME!!

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  5. She looks like a 45-year-old Jewish housewife who’s just about to open her own cup-cake business.

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  6. He thinks she’s Kylie………………….

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  7. I thought David had good taste – but I was seriously wrong! She’s got odd looks, plasticky – in a wierd way, no good match for David – at all.

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  8. Jumpers with flip-flops in the city – for when you want to keep warm, but just can’t do without toe grime.

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  9. […] Franklin County area community calendar of events 3-D archery shoot, 6:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m., Letterkenny Army Depot recreation center; Jack Heckman at 375-4563. Fish derby, 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., Northwood Park, Philadelphia Ave.; benefits Maliya Shauf Memorial Fund; Troy Wenger at 504-5515. Read more on Chambersburg Public Opinion Additionally you can look at this related post: http://www.me-me-me.tv/2011/05/05/thats-it-weve-had-enough-were-going-to-hollywood/ […]

  10. Hasn’t anyone forgotten the Saturdays are just…a bunch of Saturdays?

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