The reason we feature this picture of Louise Redknapp wearing a dress that she bought in the dark is not to take the piss out of her dress which our cat could’ve run up whilst actually doing his toiley in his litter tray whilst taking notes about another matter entirely, no. It’s because we would like to ask the BBC why they insist on employing her as a ‘presenter’ of their flagship bollocks, Something For The Weekend. Why, BBC? With all the charisma of a two-week old duvet cover and the delivery of someone perpetually on a carb comedown, she is what is known in the business as a really shit presenter. Add to that the fact that she doesn’t need the money, she doesn’t need the money and she doesn’t need the money, why doesn’t Her Majesty’s BBC give the gig to, oh we don’t know, someone’s who’s actually good?
Apart from that, she’s lovely.
Pointless celebrity of the week. Now say it again, only in song.,