Pointless celebrity of the week. Now say it again, only in song.


Louise Redknapp bad fashion

Hello.

The reason we feature this picture of Louise Redknapp wearing a dress that she bought in the dark is not to take the piss out of her dress which our cat could’ve run up whilst actually doing his toiley in his litter tray whilst taking notes about another matter entirely, no. It’s because we would like to ask the BBC why they insist on employing her as a ‘presenter’ of their flagship bollocks, Something For The Weekend. Why, BBC? With all the charisma of a two-week old duvet cover and the delivery of someone perpetually on a carb comedown, she is what is known in the business as a really shit presenter. Add to that the fact that she doesn’t need the money, she doesn’t need the money and she doesn’t need the money, why doesn’t Her Majesty’s BBC give the gig to, oh we don’t know, someone’s who’s actually good?

Apart from that, she’s lovely.

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9 comments to “Pointless celebrity of the week. Now say it again, only in song.”

  1. What *is* she wearing, sweetie?

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  2. The real mystery is how Louise has ricocheted through 20 years of the biz that we call show without acquiring any charisma or presentataional skills. I like to think that her lack of charisma is all an elaborate front to throw those bitches from Eternal off the scent. I bet Louise still wakes up in a cold sweat with images of Vernie burnt onto her retinas.

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  3. She looks like Calista Flockhart and not in a good way.

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  4. We ALL wake with night sweats thinking about Vernie…

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  5. Easther Bennett was one helluva singer – whereas her sister Vernie…meh!

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  6. Oh come on, she does a good job every Sunday morning on “Something for the weekend”!

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  7. And then we all heard Karen Walker from the other side of the room asking, “Er, honey, what’s this, what’s going on? We’ve talked about this!”

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  8. which McDonalds do the Bennett sisters work in now?

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  9. Louise Redknapp to Gwyneth Paltrow: “Was you nervous on your first day on Glee?” {*groan*}

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