*white wees*


tom hardy naked

Tom Hardy – Thomas when he’s been naughty – is in a new film about boxing or wrestling or standing very tall on one’s tiptoes.

Did we ever tell you about the time that Tom Hardy invited us out on a date (we’re not necessarily talking bumming, though bumming is nice) but we turned him down because of a prior engagement? No? Now you know.

This is also a timely reminder to all ‘n’ sundries that we don’t blow people out even if given a much better offer.

*points at at least three people in the orifice*

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*white wees*, 8.7 out of 10 based on 3 ratings

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4 comments to “*white wees*”

  1. Fuck. Me. Yes Tom, that’s an order!

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  2. Dang! He may have a small ding a ling, but what I wouldn’t give to have half an hour with him. Gorgeous bastard. He looks like he’d spit on you and throw you a fiver afterwards, and that Ladies and Dobermans, is how this bossomy spitfire likes to roll.

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  3. I hear you loud and clear, Pep.

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  4. Heavenly Angel Octavia Saint Laurent Manolo Blahnik, you are giving me a Banji Girl effect.

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