Tom Hardy – Thomas when he’s been naughty – is in a new film about boxing or wrestling or standing very tall on one’s tiptoes.
Did we ever tell you about the time that Tom Hardy invited us out on a date (we’re not necessarily talking bumming, though bumming is nice) but we turned him down because of a prior engagement? No? Now you know.
This is also a timely reminder to all ‘n’ sundries that we don’t blow people out even if given a much better offer.
*points at at least three people in the orifice*