Children might have been watching!
Come Midsomer Murders at 2.30pm they may have developed unrealistic expectations of their bodies.
Come Dial M for Murder 3.30pm, they could’ve been sobbing over their Chocolate Rice Crispie Cakes thinking, ‘Why do we even bother?’
Come Murder, She Wrote at 4.15pm they may be stabbing at their wrists chanting, ‘Fat, fat, fat!’ before throwing themselves down the stairs in the style of Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?
Then, come Hollyoaks at tea-time, they might be mistaken for thinking people choose to live in the north.
Whatever next, cheese?
Apparently, this was inappropriate for mid-morning television,