In today’s edition of Pointless Underwear Brand of the Week, we bring you this dolly number. The sort of gentleman caller who would wear such a thing is what is known in the business as ‘a lady’. He probably has lovely Lindas all the way up to hear, carries his Louis Vuitton tote in the crook of his arm, walks down The OCS in a swishing motion, tends to go for sweet drinks, gets bummed by men who really wear their hair, fiddles with his eyebrows, and thinks he’s hot. He’s not really.
Also, these pants are ‘tan-through’. If you have money/leave of your senses, you can even buy them.
Take those ridiculous clothes off immediately. ,