This is a map showing who’s cunty and who’s not so cunty to the gays in London’s glittering Europe. We – Her Majesty’s UK – are rather lovely. The loveliest of them all, in fact. Those wily Easties with their block-voting and aversion to natural fabrics are very cunty. As is the Pope and his big ‘mo crew. And seeing as we’re at it, as is Anne Widdecombe and her permanently police taped-off vagina, and as is Gok Wan. Fierce? No.