This is Alex O’Loughlin. He is *checks notes* no idea who he is. Though he must be someone as he’s in a magazine.
Oh, it turns out he’s in the new Hawaii Five 0 thing… which we heard a rumour about over a McDonald’s lunch two weeks ago, during which our heavily pregnant female friend – who is using pregnancy as an excuse to eat McDonald’s, because there really is never any other excuse – revealed to a stunned crowd, which included men and women, that Alex O’Loughlin has begun appearing in her dreams, in all the right ways.
Pregnant women are pigs.