Brad Pitt, is that a penis in your trousers or are you just wearing a whole bunch of nude?
… is what we said to ourselves upon seeing this picture of Brad Pitt’s penis rolling with his homies somewhere in London’s glittering Cannes, oblivious to the fact that nude is amongst the triumvirate of star colours that make a cock pop. The others are white and sky blue. None of our ochre, please.
And if we’re all sitting comfortably, we’d like to bring you Brad Pitt’s VPL close-up…
Brad Pitt in nude. That should be good for search engine optimisation. ,