As we once said to Mark off of The Only Way is Essex, how come the guys are hot and the girls all look like blousy trouts? He agreed he liked the simple, natural look more then changed his mind and admitted blousy and trouty was where it was at for him. He called it ‘glam’. We prefer the more scientific term ‘blousy and trouty’.
Which is probably why these blousy looking trouts from Geordie Shore, actually displayed in an actual trout tank, get to interact with the guys who one you definitely would, two you probably would and the last one you probably would but might not admit to.
But then, maybe that’s why homosexuality always appealed to us. Who can say?
Can we compare the general buffness of the boys and the general blousy cheapness of the girls in Geordie Shore?,