Cherly Cole American X Factory Axe-Gate. Some musings.


Cheryl Cole axed from American X Factor

Cheryl Cole – whose hair belongs to 17 children currently living scrunch-dry lives in the projects of Detroit, India – has been axed from the American X Factory. And we’re an ovum.

Apparently it was because no-one could understand her accent. Even though it’s the same accent she had at the time when Simon Cowell was ‘worried’ no one in the former colonies would understand her accent. It’s the same accent she had when Simon Cowell decided, ‘No, it’s okay. The former colonies will understand her accent.’ It’s the same accent she had when yesterday, Simon Cowell decided, ‘Enough is enough, stop! In the name of love. No one can understand her accent. Surely it’s a matter for the police. Why ay. She’s been around the world and I, I, I have got enough press off the back of this whole charade that the whole of Her Majesty’s Britain will now watch the American X Factor and I will make even more shitloads of dosh.’

He’s wily that Simon Cowell. If we were Cheryl Cole we’d slap him in the style of an attendant in a nightclub toilet handing out lollipops and spritzes of Charlie. We fear she has been used. She’s a ploy! We demand a Maddie-style public investigation!

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6 comments to “Cherly Cole American X Factory Axe-Gate. Some musings.”

  1. Everything to do with X Factor is a scam. How fucking stupid do they think we are? Cunts, the lot of ’em.

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  2. Cheryl Cole was never going to be part of US X Factory. She was given a million quid by Simon Cowell to go over and go along with this charade and get him all the press then come back ‘a little embarrassed’ and with another story to tell OK! magazine – and everyone to do with the X Factor is happy.

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  3. Lippy, you may be my new best friend. I have been saying the exact same thing for months and everyone calls me cynical. How would you like to live under my skirt?

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  4. I can;t believe people buy this shit- the whole thing was a farce from the get go. I wouldn;t be surprised if she ends up back on the UK X Factor at all. What Simon Cowell has effectively done is garner a HUGE amount of PR for both the US and UK shows, when he should have been looking for Maddie.

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  5. Maddie to win X Factor 2011!

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  6. ergo baby carrier sale
    i love your hairstyle

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