That’s it… I’ve had enough… I’m going to sell… my Manhattan doily!


Joan Collins NY apartment for sale


Joan Collins NY apartment for sale


Joan Collins NY apartment for sale

This is Joan Collins’ apartment in London’s glittering New York City, looking like it just stepped out of a British Home Stores in June of 1983. When we see things like this, it makes us sad in our hearts. It pierces the bubble that is the very high standards of trash we expect of Aunty Joanie… the leopard print head-scarfs, the gold enamel, the glass ashtrays with half-smoked Sobranies, the whirlpools clogged with clip-on hair, the tights, the lingering smell of designer-imposter perfume, gorgeous things, terracotta pots, white chiffon, some yummy steamy novels opened on page 13, bunch o’ gays, men, women, lipstick, Maxwell Reid in flannel, fur coats stained just here with Cinzano, Sasha, Ford, Taro too, Biggins on poppers, that sort of thing.

Instead we have this.

Which you can buy, incidentally. Because Joanie’s a bit strapped for cash and has to give up one of her 73 homes. It has north, south and east facing windows, and that’s not to be sniffed at whatever your game is. And it can be bought for ready cash. True story.

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6 comments to “That’s it… I’ve had enough… I’m going to sell… my Manhattan doily!”

  1. I hope the decorator has been sent to The Tower!!!

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  2. I can see something I designed. I’m not sure how to take that………

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  3. Looks like something from 60 Minute Makeover.

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  4. Just so disappointing. Ghastly. That coffee table is from B&M I swear.

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  5. love that she has a flatscreen in her boudoir but an old CRT hulk in her public room!

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  6. With a bedroom that was last decorated by Laura Ashley in the 80s, I wonder how m,any husbands have disliked it?

    Does she have a special cupboard for the wigs?

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