Baby’s got……………………………………………………… no, it’s gone.


Elton, David Furnish and baby Zachary

Oh, to be a child again. No daily commute on the 55 with bible-wielders’ (the Cliff’s Notes version) vaginas thrusting into one’s hair; no worrying about the rent every third day of the month; no vodka-induced rosacea every third day; no crying yourself to sleep at night because the love of your life hasn’t returned your text(s); no irregular heartbeat owing to a diet of beetroot, protein shakes and caffeine; no popper’s burns on, well, anywhere; no fretting over semantics; no rehab, no woman, no cry… Fat ankles, though.

Oh, to have Elton’s money.

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  1. when did Elton turn into Arthur Lowe from Dad’s Army???

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