Snap on your Spanx, a quick douse of designer imposter fragrance and you’re good to go.


So, legend has it (or is it just something on the press release?) that so many men were buying Spanx, the ladies panty-corselette (listen, it ain’t nothing new: our own mothers wore those back in the day and it made them literally clank when they sat down on a hard seat) that 2(X)ist have decided to manufacture them for the mens.

And here they are, undies lovers, the support panties for gentlemen. Just imagine picking up some guy down the Joiners, thinking ‘He looks buff and slender and lithe and lovely’ and then having to use some ropes and pulleys to get him out of his panty-coreslette. There ain’t no amount of scented candles and Tracy Chapman records in the world, my friend…

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